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A red-headed vegetarian nerd. Basically, I'm a gaming, reading, programming, cigarette-smoking college kid. I don't like pants, I love combat boots, and I watch a lot of Netflix.
We are absolutely in love!
wow! it’s perfect
Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened
this is the most metal thing ive heard ever
|Song: Baby-Punchers ft. Jello Biafra|
|Artist: Leftover Crack|
Fuck your flag and fuck your face
you’re the garbage of the human race
Ever since I was just seventeen
I pledged to Kill Your American Dream
Singing songs about your war and hate
and how your sickly system alienates
your corrupt machine destroys all the land
your gluttonous greed I’ll never understand, no!
badge-wavers your time is up!
cash-cravers your time is up!
jail-fillers your time is up!
youth-killers your time is up!
corrupt politicians we’re on a mission
a declaration of your abolition
your petty laws and plans for absolute power
will rot out from beneath your feet, you’re fuckin’ sour
as you lock up and destroy all our family and friends
your head’ll be on the chopping block before we end
so put up your nose and wave off your hand
cause your grisly torture and death is being planned (go!)
cop-callers your time is up!
peace-stallers your time is up!
blood-suckers your time is up!
Mother-fuckers your time is up!
"The new world order reeks of dying empire odor
and changing the channel wont make that go away.
As the veneer of democracy fades away, as the worlds
down-size until it explodes, as the shanty-towns piled
behind the malls become visible, as the savages on the
other side of the wall break through, as everybody from
gun-crazy militias to anti-immigrant nazis to fundamentalist
child-raping christians to gangsta rappers to community
activists to working families just struggling to put food
on the table, all mad at the same thing: your SUV; me, me, me;
"mission accomplished"; bring em on;
buy more stuff, buy more stuff,
fight terror, defend freedom so you can buy more stuff.
The false illusion of the world is going down, motherfucker.
Walk off your job. Crime is beautiful.
A prank a day keeps the dog-leash away.
Quit your jobs. Burn down the malls. AAARRRGGHHHH”
Your time is up! [x4]
Book-burners your time is up!
Lie-learners your time is up!
Blood-suckas your time is up!
mother-fuckas your time is up!
love this song… love jello.
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
OMG I want the Squirtle tank top!
Send Me Your Headcanons For Me!!!
Sleeping position, Do I drool or Snore in my sleep? :
Morning, Noon, Or Evening Person?:
Relationship level 1: awkward flirting
Relationship level 2: getting naked
Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”