A red-headed vegetarian nerd. Basically, I'm a gaming, reading, programming, cigarette-smoking college kid. I don't like pants, I love combat boots, and I watch a lot of Netflix.
Interviewer: is that how you pick up girls?
Bradley: I actually pick up girls with various displays of origami.
Interviewer: You do not.
Bradley: Yes, I do. It’s quite a famous tactic here in England. The better you are at origami, the more women you attract.
Interviewer: And you’re sure it’s not because they recognise you from the show?
Colin: Well, generally they’re too distracted by the origami.
Bradley: Yes. My house is origami. I’ve got a car that I drove here today that is made from origami.
Interviewer: It must be very environmentally friendly.
Bradley: Yeah, big time.
Interviewer: Alright, Colin, coming back to Merlin - do you believe in magic?
Colin: After watching Bradley drive around in his origami car, I believe in everything.
Interviewer: Okay. Do you own anything origami?
Colin: No, I’m an origami wannabe. I’ve actually started up a support group because some people have a deficiency in their systems where they can’t actually fold things. I’m a part of that group, and it seems to affect people from Northern Ireland. Anyone prone to paper cuts shouldn’t even enter the origami game. It’s a rough industry and certainly if you don’t have thick skin, you’re going to lose.
Interviewer: Let us guess, we’re your first interview of the day, aren’t we?
Interviewer: And this is how you like to start your day?
Bradley: …I usually start my day with origami.
New favourite joke:
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
these are the best jokes ever
"Sweet mother, sweet mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptised in blood and fear.”
you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
Myers Briggs By Superpowers
INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ENFJ: Empathic powers
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
|Song: Boulevard of Broken Dreams|
|Album: Masters of Chant Chapter V|
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
"on the boooooolovarrrd of brooookennnn dreeeemmsss"
Now I kind of want a retelling of the Gospels using emo rock from the early 2000s…
Everyone has six names.
- Your real name: Tori
- your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal): Red Giraffe
- your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Lauren River
- your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle): Hilla
- superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): Black Outlet
- goth name (black and one of your pets): Black Vandal