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Fancy meeting you here.
I'm Tori.
A red-headed vegetarian nerd. Basically, I'm a gaming, reading, programming, cigarette-smoking college kid. I don't like pants, I love combat boots, and I watch a lot of Netflix.
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waitingfortheyellowbird:

Date someone who literally begs to go down on you

things that are extremely difficult for me

  • making phone calls
  • talking to people 
  • asking employees questions at stores
  • making appointments
  • living

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man thing to steal everyone’s land or money.

bitteroreo:

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airmaxpapi:

love when a girl digs her nails into my back and rips my body in half and throws me into the trash

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

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Song: Punk Rock Princess
Artist: Something Corporate
Album: Leaving Through the Window
Plays: 1,255

fuckyeahpop-punk:

SOTD: Punk Rock Princess - Something Corporate 

Don’t pretend for one second that you don’t absolutely love this song.

stfumras:

tiredestprincess:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Tony Porter: A Call To Men
"Tony is the original visionary and co-founder behind A CALL TO MEN: The National Association of Men and Women Committed to Ending Violence Against Women. He is the author of "Well Meaning Men...Breaking Out of the Man Box - Ending Violence Against Women" and the visionary for the book, NFL Dads Dedicated to Daughters.

Tony's message of accountability is welcome and supported by many grassroots and established organizations. He’s currently working with numerous domestic and sexual violence programs, the National Football League, the National Basketball Association, colleges and universities around the country. He has worked with the United States Military Academy at West Point and the United States Naval Academy at Annapolis.

Tony is an international lecturer for the U.S. State Department having worked in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, United Kingdom and Brazil. In addition, he has been a guest presenter for the United Nations' Commission on the Status of Women and has been a script consultant for Law & Order: Special Victims Unit." - (x)

THIS is what a men’s rights activist should be.  

i-think-in-decimals-and-pesos:

cumfilledoughnuts:

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
i-think-in-decimals-and-pesos bruh look

cumfilledoughnuts h-what the fuck is it even uggH

i-think-in-decimals-and-pesos:

cumfilledoughnuts:

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

i-think-in-decimals-and-pesos bruh look

cumfilledoughnuts h-what the fuck is it even uggH

youngvlcanoes:

you give my butterflies…… but not even in a cute way anymore talking to you gives me anxiety and I’m terrified about everything I say I’m so dumb

happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

mybigfatgaylife:

micdotcom:

55 Twitter photos from space that will fill you with ethereal wonder

Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.

Follow micdotcom 

Truefax: The green lights off the coast of Thailand are squid fishing boats. They use huge arrays of green LED lights to bring the squid to the surface at night.

davedash:

This is a kids show.